I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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