gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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