what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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