You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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