Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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