Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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