I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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