My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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