real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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