can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
