we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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