I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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