Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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