I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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