Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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