I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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