just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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