theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
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