I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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