Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
porn star boner night. come get it.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
