Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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