im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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