for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
So many bounce houses so little time
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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