So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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