We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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