I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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