I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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