Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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