Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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