he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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