Me. At least after what I've been through.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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