i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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