Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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