It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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