Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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