Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I believe in your delicious
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