so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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