do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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