i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
that is very illegal...i love you.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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