He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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