I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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