I'm lost and stupid without you.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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