Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
