why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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