Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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