Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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