GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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