Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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