I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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