you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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