Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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