oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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